Messin’ with a porn star

Soooo….I was handling my business the other day and I was utilizing some porn to help me get things done. I was just browsing various sites and I happened to come across one pic of these dudes having a threesome. There were two top dudes and one bottom dude. In the pic, bottom dude was getting smashed and had the most ridiculous look on his face. It actually turned me off. As I’m reaching to hit the back button I go……….waaaaait a MINUTE. I know this ridiculous-looking bottom. I looked carefully at his face to make sure my eyes weren’t playing tricks and I was like…yep. That’s him. I quickly log on to bgc and double check his profile. Yep. That is him.

This guy, who we’ll call Bottom Boy, was a dude I met from bgc about a year and a half ago. His profile was kinda ridiculous-looking because he had something to the effect of ‘I piss liquid gold, shit honey out my ass and flowers spring up on the ground wherever I walk.’ Totally conceited. And what’s worse, he didn’t really have the goods to back it up. His face was aight and his body was aight, but he had it oiled up like some kinda stripper or model. Even what he had on in the pics was ridiculous looking. The profile screamed “I’m too sexy for myself.” I’m surprised he didn’t have that as one of his videos. And you know what’s even more ridiculous? I decided to hit him up.

Cutting to the chase, I was on my way to Bottom Boy’s crib. Looking back, I think I was just horny and kinda curious to see what this dude was like in person. Anyway, I get to his crib and he let’s me in, but says he has to jump in the shower right quick. He comes out, takes his towel off and gets in the bed. Again, his body was pretty tight (not tight enough to justify the bullshit in his profile) but it wasn’t bad. I was definitely into it and started sucking his nipples. He must have really had sensitive nipples because he started moaning screaming in pleasure. In my head I was like WTF, but I just keep going. He screams again and this time I catch a whiff of his breath. This dude’s breath smelled like the morning breath of someone who had not brushed his teeth in weeks, had been gargling toilet water, and had just finished eating someone’s ass. It reeked. I’m usually really irritated by bad breath (if you’re gonna meet someone, HANDLE YOUR BREATH), but this time it was kinda funny because his terrible breath contrasted sharply with his wannabe-pretty-boy image. He seemed to be getting sleepy (it was like 4 in the morning) and I was over it, so I suggested that we continue another time and took my leave.

Seeing Bottom Boy on that porn site was kinda surprising but kinda not. It was surprising because he certainly didn’t mention that he was a porn star, but it wasn’t because he was very vain and probably thought he looked good enough to be in adult films. Have any of you ever messed with a porn star? Would you, if you have had the opportunity?