Bitchassness
Posted by moody605 on September 25, 2008
Diddy was right….bitchassness is an epidemic in the black community. It seems like more and more young black men are going the way of the bitchass. I don’t know how this epidemic got started, but I hope that one day this disease can be completely eradicated from our population. That may be tricky though, because it has many manifestations. Here are just some of them:
1. You have a problem wit somebody — beef with your roommate, a friend said something that pissed you off, etc. — and instead of going directly to that person and handling your beef, you go around talkin’ shit behind the person’s back like a little gossip girl. You NEVER bring up the problem with the person and you even have the audacity to ask them for favors after trashing them behind their back. BITCHASS.
2. Someone you know gets a new boyfriend. You should be happy for them, but you’re jealous. (Never mind the fact that you get tons of attention from dudes and are juggling about 5 of them at the present moment. I guess guys are only allowed to holla at you.) Anyway, instead of handling your unwarranted jealousy in a healthy manner, you go the way of the bitchass. You get all competitive and try to find you a new dick to add to your collection. But you get caught fucking your new jumpoff and end up losing all your other jumpoffs in the process. BITCHASS and DUMBASS.
3. You borrow a very large sum of money from someone, claiming you’re in an emergency (it later comes out that you used the money to go see a guy that dropped your ass in less than a week). You swear to pay it back promptly, but you never do. However, you continue to floss, jet set and buy expensive, extravagant shit. You get a polite request to repay the money and grudgingly return only 10% of the original sum, leaving the rest of loan unpaid indefinitely. BITCHASS.
Like I said, these are just a few of many manifestations of the bitchassness virus. Readers, what forms of bitchassness have you observed in your daily lives? Please, go to the comment section and discuss.
